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Hey R9K, it is currently 4 am here in Israel, and I can't sleep and I'm really bored, so I thought I might do a little amaso uh yeah, ask me anything, and try not to be too mean, I'm not expecting total friendliness but lets at least have a civil comfy thread
is that all the questions? should go and try to get some sleep?
>>77378151then debunk this map i found on google with 2 sec of searching
>>77378320Fine>1946All of that land was under the british mandate of palestine, it was neither jewish land nor Palestinian land>1947The un partition plan which never went into effect due to the arabs rejecting it despite Israel accepting it, the arab armies later invaded in order to eliminate the newly born jewish state>1967that land was not palestinian, the west bank was under jordanian control, and gaza was under egyptian control, palestinians had no self determination, the land wasn't theirs>2010the first time Palestinians ever gained self determination and their own land, due to agreeing to negotiate with Israel rather than choosing violence
>>77378320It does not show the years before 1946, which would reveal Jewish territory lost to various empires.
>>77378347yeah but why did you stay after you won the war?
>tfw no retarded gf to save me the red one
>>77378366I drank energy drinks when i was 12I can be urb. GfWait im not a womwn
Anyone else thinks "going out" is a very biologically driven female thing? I know there's a cultural aspect to it but I think it exists because of women's natural drive.Men might want to go out to places specific to his hobbies or interest whereas women just wants to "go out" and "experience", doesn't particularly matter what, anything is better than not going out for women.Same with traveling, women don't seem particularly interested in going places not gone before but hyper interesting in going places and traveling in general. This is not limited to younger women, every women at all stages of relationship is into "going out".The obvious possibility is that since getting pregnant has a cost, she needs more choice so "going out" and "traveling" makes her selection options wider. Men doesn't have similar issues as sperm takes few minute to regenerate so driven to fuck anything that smiles, don't have to select for genes, just a number game. Or is there a better explanation? I rarely interact with humans outside of internet so I could be wrong.
>>77377706>body size difference between men and women suggests we're a species where both genders play a role in mate selectionI don't get it, how does body size difference imply that?
>>77377775so you were just spazzing out, I thought you knew something I didn't
>>77377813>he unironically doesn't know even the basics
Idk it seems like staying in is a historical anomaly because of modern technology and culture. Going out is normal for both genders.
Evolutionary speaking, men are wired to defend and guard. Women were foragers. They roamed around collecting berries and shit.
Growing up editionPrevious thread : >>77365511https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77365511/#77365511>What was your childhood like? Were you a good or a bad kid?>What about your high school years? Any embarrassing memories or phases?>At what age did you start coming to 4chan?>How much have you changed as a person in your life? Do you consider yourself mature for your age?FAQ:>What is this thread?A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77378161>standards: he shouldnt insult me>see? already to highThat's not too high. All you gotta do is find a guy who's passive aggressive like you. That way you can hurt each other endlessly without uttering a single insult!
>>77378308maybe for you, but this is the first time I'm interested in a game like this. Am I opening a Pandora's box?
>>77378285im literally backtracking so hard right now and i cant put a finger on what youre talking about. did you take your medication recently? are you having one of your schizophrenic outbursts again?>>77378290>Hi scaranona! How are you tonight?im pretty fine when im not thinking about my steadily growing and growing to-do lists. im kind of scared to open them knowing it will hurt seeing everything i missed out on.>>77378316>It makes sense that the person who keeps trying to bully Scaranona was a moid.who was bullying me? i dont really pay mind to that stuff. trust me when i say, i dont care about what any moids petty criticisms of me are.
>>77378038>working less and taking two nights off instead of onemore resting and less overexerting yourself always helps.>I hope you two get along great at your jobI hope he doesn't get the job kek. I know tomorrow I'll be less angry and change my mind, though.
>>77378207I actually use these words on purpose to filter out sensitive retards like you who can't engage with another person unless they're being linguistically coddled
It's going up both of your butts editionGenerate your very own waifu using any AI generator you like.Let her talk to the other waifus ITT.https://waifus.nemusona.com/ORhttps://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guidehttps://www.unstability.ai/https://app.prodia.com/#/art-aihttps://stablediffusion.fr/webuihttps://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demohttps://pixai.art/https://leonardo.ai/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Saeriah with a cape again>>77374572Goodnight Nicoleanon!>>77374582Nice elf!>>77374593Nice rack!>>77375312Goa night Goa
>>77375349>"Anon that gen makes me look fat..."It kinda does
>>77376091Teasing me with that cleavage :F
>>77374533Sexy Goa
>>77377955Sexy elf bride waifuAlso I'm surprised that Sexy Goa was an original comment
It's actually fucking over
>>77377319Just so you know, any online test is worthless. They heavily inflate people's scores.
>>77368657Never actually taken any of these online tests but I'm at least 127+ because they kept throwing me into the gifted classes. At this point I don't want to know because I'm worried its gonna be alot smaller than I want it to be
>>77377349Some do, but reputable tests based on things like raven's progressive matrices (which I think is what this test uses) offers a way to do cross-cultural IQ assessment without the need for pre-assumed knowledge. Ravens progressive matrices correlate extremely highly with other IQ tests so its considered a credible IQ test. But with IQ tests they're 'normed' on a large population that takes them. It's been said that these particular tests are actually offering lower scores because the Internet community who takes them tend to have higher IQs so scoring '100' needs more correct answers than if a larger sample, general population were to have normed the test.If you look at communities that are interested in IQ testing they also respect these kind of matrices tests as valid.
>>77368686IQ can't really be increased tho
>>77368657Well, I might as well just fucking kill myself. I'm a fool to think I could ever mean something valuable to this shitty world.
quickly-make-the-new-thread-so-some-faggot-doesn't-hijack-the-OP editionThread for the boys, no women allowed. You have the rest of /r9k/ to be an attention whore.How was your day lads?Topics>did you work out today?>what vidya are you playing this weekend?>are you going anywhere? touch some grass?>pulled some bitches?>hobbies>fashion>career prospectsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>5 push upsI have it too easy
Bros, I was having sex with a foid and she had an orgasm. I was so disgusted that a woman was feeling pleasure that I stopped and walked out of the house, which sucks because it's my house. Now she has my house. What do I do?
>>77378205post Damon Salvatore. i worked out today.
>>77378205>did you work out todayNo, but so will tomorrow.>what vidya are you playing this weekend?Factorio till sunrise>are you going anywhere? touch some grass?I did, actually.I walked around downtown through various flea markets and pawn shops.I bought an old "portable" crt tv, probably looked like a retard lugging back to my house.>pulled some bitches?No.Don't wanna.>hobbiesPhotography and ham radio.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?get your fuckin shit together
Was any of it real?
2 femboys, each one sucking one of my balls and one femcel licking and kissing my anusI am living like a king
I don't really like you OP
>>77378027>I don't really like you OPA Sigma doesn't lose sleep to a beta's opinion
And then he woke up>I like you guranon, even if you're nuttier than your mom's butthole
>>77378070i want to be like you one day, amefag
Any advice for a 24 year old kissless virgin? I have a full time job, working odd hours, in a male dominated field.I'm Anglo-Saxon, blue eyes, white skin, 6.25" penis, and I have over $100,000 USD in savings.My problem is that I look very young for my age (people usually tell me I look 16-17). It's not a hormonal problem, as my libido is through the roof. Unfortunately I can't grow a beard.I still get nervous when talking to women, and I have no idea what angle to take in order to seal the deal. How the hell do i get laid?Trannies and homos: Fuck off
he's finally taking a plane to see me in a few months and getting a hotel for us :3I'm a cis femanon btw not a gay male
>>77377332>>77377366No I asked what did she think thought the butt was for
I'm the guy who first asked about creampies due to my fetish about them. At least swallow some cum fembot.
Calling it now OP gets blocked before the e bf arrives in CA
>>77378253who tf is dis LMFAAAAAAAOO
>>77378253hey man, fuck you>>77377049I'm already on this shit
ive been having more and more tranny thoughts lately? how do i make them go away? i dont want to be a disgusting troon.
>>77377467>it's just a fetish yeah just less PORNmaybe a little less self-inserting as anime girls idkif you're (almost) completely normal as a guy then you have no reason to become a tranny
>>77377507>>77377513these are actually good pieces of advice. thanks.
Transitioning won't change the way you or anyone else in the world sees you. We all know that changing sex is impossible.Dysphoria is real and deep pain, but you will find more inner peace within yourself and in society if you are just a quirky person than if you are trying to force people to think about you in a certain way. People don't like to be forced to do things and are more willing to see you for yourself if you're carefree and fruity than if you are forcing them a whole backstory on how to see you.For those who transition, having to justify your identity every time you speak to a new person is miserable, and annoying to them too because it means every first interaction becomes a trauma dump.You can be yourself as yourself, being a man doesn't mean you can't be cute. Also, watch less porn and go outside more.
>>77377467>idk i just like cute girls and stuff and i imagine wearing cute outfits and stuff as a girl sometimesSo you want to be the object of your attraction, which means you are a fetishist. There is nothing womanly or feminine about you. The world doesn't need more disgusting autistic maladjusted hypersexual men in women's clothes walking around in it. Just continue being a worthless man, you'll live
>>77378344youre honestly right anon thanks
